Just one of nice-looking job postings I've found:

Reading all these developer job ads is a great way to put me to sleep:
- Looking for: "talented and passionate developers that live to code".
- Offering you: "a competitive package and challenging work environment".
Blah blah blah

Let's admit it, usually dishonesties are told from both sides of the table. We don’t like that game; we don't want to bore you with the same bullshit that every recruiter is selling you.
So down with my pants I go, and here is a snapshot of who we are:
We are a distributed team of workaholics that take pride in our work. We select our challenges based on the amount of fun they can generate and we don't pull our punches for anyone.

We don't understand the concept of a cubicle or an office. We believe work hours are those points of the day that give you most inspiration. And most importantly our boss (me) tends to swear a lot.